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Let that sink in<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9877116'>newsweek.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877116\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877116\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877116\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Department%20of%20Justice%20wants%20to%20start%20arresting%20state%20and%20local%20elected%20officials.%20Let%20that%20sink%20in&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9877116&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877116')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9877116\/Department-of-Justice-wants-to-start-arresting-state-local-elected-officials-Let-that-sink-in\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">177<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow1 id9877259\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9877259\/www.bozemandailychronicle.com\/news\/montana_state_university\/msu-reaches-agreement-to-close-fraternit'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/bozemandailychronicle.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/bozemandailychronicle.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/bozemandailychronicle-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)' title='Bozeman Daily Chronicle'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/hero' title='Hero'><span class='ttag topic28'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9877259\/www.bozemandailychronicle.com\/news\/montana_state_university\/msu-reaches-agreement-to-close-fraternit'>Dean Wormer puts his foot down<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9877259'>bozemandailychronicle.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877259\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877259\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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Naturally, people think he should kill himself for this<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9877072'>smh.com.au<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877072\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877072\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877072\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Man%20takes%20his%20wife's%20surname%20when%20they%20get%20married.%20Naturally%2C%20people%20think%20he%20should%20kill%20himself%20for%20this&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9877072&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877072')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9877072\/Man-takes-his-wifes-surname-when-they-get-married-Naturally-people-think-he-should-kill-himself-for-this\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">159<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow1 id9876510\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876510\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-europe-42701715%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm_content%3Dli'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/bbcus.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/bbcus.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/bbcus-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(BBC-US)' title='BBC-US'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/interesting' title='Interesting'><span class='ttag topic02'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876510\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-europe-42701715%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm_content%3Dli'>Moscow's 2017 December was 'darkest' on record. Look, you guys chose this timeline, don't come whining to us<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876510'>bbc.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876510\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876510\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876510\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Moscow's%202017%20December%20was%20'darkest'%20on%20record.%20Look%2C%20you%20guys%20chose%20this%20timeline%2C%20don't%20come%20whining%20to%20us&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876510&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876510')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876510\/Moscows-2017-December-was-darkest-on-record-Look-you-guys-chose-this-timeline-dont-come-whining-to-us\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">17<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <\/tbody><\/table><br> <br> <div class=\"mainDate\">Tue January 16, 2018<\/div>\n <table class=\"headlineTable\"><tbody> <tr class=\"headlineRow id9877167\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9877167\/www.npr.org\/sections\/thetwo-way\/2018\/01\/16\/578478707\/naval-commanders-in-2-deadly-ship-collisions-to'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/npr.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/npr.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/npr-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(NPR)' title='NPR'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/followup' title='Followup'><span class='ttag topic26'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9877167\/www.npr.org\/sections\/thetwo-way\/2018\/01\/16\/578478707\/naval-commanders-in-2-deadly-ship-collisions-to'>Captain, since you were asleep in your bed at 2 AM when you were almost killed we decided to go ahead and charge you with negligent homicide<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9877167'>npr.org<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877167\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877167\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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Bonus: Not Florida<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876411'>wowt.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876411\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876411\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876411\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Counterfeit%20money%20used%20to%20buy%20winning%20lottery%20ticket.%20Bonus%3A%20Not%20Florida&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876411&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876411')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876411\/Counterfeit-money-used-to-buy-winning-lottery-ticket-Bonus-Not-Florida\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">25<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow1 id9877033\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9877033\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/an-attorney-named-on-nixons-enemies-list-thinks-trumps-fake-news-awards-r'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2014\/links\/washingtonexaminer.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2014\/links\/washingtonexaminer.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2014\/links\/washingtonexaminer-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(Washington Examiner)' title='Washington Examiner'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/fake' title='Fake'><span class='ttag topic54'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9877033\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/an-attorney-named-on-nixons-enemies-list-thinks-trumps-fake-news-awards-r'>Attorney on Nixon's enemies list says his journalist wife wants a Trump fake news award<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9877033'>washingtonexaminer.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877033\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9877033\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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Very nice<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876505'>kazakh-tv.kz<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876505\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876505\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876505\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Kazakhstan%20is%20switching%20from%20the%20Cyrillic%20alphabet%20to%20the%20Latin%20alphabet%2C%20in%20a%20bid%20to%20underscore%20independence%20from%20Russia%20and%20simplify%20language%20learning.%20Very%20nice&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876505&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876505')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876505\/Kazakhstan-is-switching-from-Cyrillic-alphabet-to-Latin-alphabet-in-a-bid-to-underscore-independence-from-Russia-simplify-language-learning-Very-nice\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">44<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow1 id9876412\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876412\/www.adn.com\/alaska-news\/military\/2018\/01\/15\/alaska-officials-think-the-states-emergency-system-avoid'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2015\/links\/adn.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2015\/links\/adn.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2015\/links\/adn-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(Alaska Dispatch News)' title='Alaska Dispatch News'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/silly' title='Silly'><span class='ttag topic09'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876412\/www.adn.com\/alaska-news\/military\/2018\/01\/15\/alaska-officials-think-the-states-emergency-system-avoid'>Alaska says their emergency system won't issue false alarms like Hawaii, because by the time workers have manually typed in a warning, remembered the password, clicked multiple buttons, and typed a confirmation, the missiles will have already hit<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876412'>adn.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876412\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876412\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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But if you do steal a car and there is a dead guy in the front seat, either ditch the body or steal a different car before driving through a police checkpoint<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876918'>turnto23.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876918\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876918\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876918\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Pro%20Tip%3A%20Don't%20steal%20cars.%20But%20if%20you%20do%20steal%20a%20car%20and%20there%20is%20a%20dead%20guy%20in%20the%20front%20seat%2C%20either%20ditch%20the%20body%20or%20steal%20a%20different%20car%20before%20driving%20through%20a%20police%20checkpoint&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876918&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876918')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876918\/Pro-Tip-Dont-steal-cars-But-if-you-do-steal-a-car-there-is-a-dead-guy-in-front-seat-either-ditch-body-steal-a-different-car-before-driving-through-a-police-checkpoint\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">18<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow1 id9872937\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9872937\/img-new.cgtrader.com\/uploads\/user\/101944\/forum_images\/99ac75ef-ed9c-46a9-a254-5cb9c8762640.jpg%3Futm'>(Wicked Guy)<\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/photoshop' title='Photoshop'><span class='ttag topic23'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9872937\/img-new.cgtrader.com\/uploads\/user\/101944\/forum_images\/99ac75ef-ed9c-46a9-a254-5cb9c8762640.jpg%3Futm'>Photoshop this thing that Hell Met<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9872937'>img-new.cgtrader.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/9872937\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/9872937\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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But teach a man how to grow a fish using heat generated from Bitcoin mining and he eats until the Bitcoin bubble bursts<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876970'>treehugger.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876970\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876970\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876970\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Give%20a%20man%20a%20fish%20and%20he%20eats%20for%20a%20day.%20But%20teach%20a%20man%20how%20to%20grow%20a%20fish%20using%20heat%20generated%20from%20Bitcoin%20mining%20and%20he%20eats%20until%20the%20Bitcoin%20bubble%20bursts&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876970&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876970')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876970\/Give-a-man-a-fish-he-eats-for-a-day-But-teach-a-man-how-to-grow-a-fish-using-heat-generated-from-Bitcoin-mining-he-eats-until-Bitcoin-bubble-bursts\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">27<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow id9876934\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876934\/www.clickorlando.com\/news\/man-sends-sexually-explicit-photos-of-woman-to-her-boss-in-retaliation-dep'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/clickorlando.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/clickorlando.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/clickorlando-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(Click Orlando)' title='Click Orlando'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/florida' title='Florida'><span class='ttag topic35'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876934\/www.clickorlando.com\/news\/man-sends-sexually-explicit-photos-of-woman-to-her-boss-in-retaliation-dep'>Man takes explicit pics of woman he's dating to later blackmail her, sends them to the preschool where she works, lets his identifying tattoos get caught in the images<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876934'>clickorlando.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876934\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876934\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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(with pic of what a flying dinosaur over NC might look like)<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876468'>charlottestories.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876468\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876468\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876468\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Apparently%2C%20sightings%20of%20flying%20dinosaurs%20are%20on%20the%20rise%20in%20NC%2C%20even%20though%20recreational%20marijuana%20use%20is%20still%20illegal.%20(with%20pic%20of%20what%20a%20flying%20dinosaur%20over%20NC%20might%20look%20like)&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876468&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876468')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876468\/Apparently-sightings-of-flying-dinosaurs-are-on-rise-in-NC-even-though-recreational-marijuana-use-is-still-illegal-with-pic-of-what-a-flying-dinosaur-over-NC-might-look-like\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">63<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow id9876991\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876991\/bangordailynews.com\/2018\/01\/16\/news\/maine-group-raising-money-for-ponys-penis-surgery\/%3Futm_source'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/bangordailynews.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/bangordailynews.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/bangordailynews-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(Bangor Daily News)' title='Bangor Daily News'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/strange' title='Strange'><span class='ttag topic10'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876991\/bangordailynews.com\/2018\/01\/16\/news\/maine-group-raising-money-for-ponys-penis-surgery\/%3Futm_source'>Richard the pony is finally getting a new richard<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876991'>bangordailynews.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876991\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876991\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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Boiling a relative considered not as effective<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876565'>calgary.ctvnews.ca<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876565\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876565\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876565\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Baking%20relative%20supports%20family%20with%20rare%20form%20of%20diabetes.%20Boiling%20a%20relative%20considered%20not%20as%20effective&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876565&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876565')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876565\/Baking-relative-supports-family-with-rare-form-of-diabetes-Boiling-a-relative-considered-not-as-effective\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">15<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow id9876919\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876919\/www.bostonmagazine.com\/news\/2018\/01\/16\/billerica-douchebag-problem\/%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/bostonmagazine.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/bostonmagazine.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/bostonmagazine-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(Boston Magazine)' title='Boston Magazine'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/amusing' title='Amusing'><span class='ttag topic01'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876919\/www.bostonmagazine.com\/news\/2018\/01\/16\/billerica-douchebag-problem\/%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium'>People in Billerica are upset at the word "douchebag" despite living in a state full of them<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876919'>bostonmagazine.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876919\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876919\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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OK, I guess. Tommy farted in homeroom, and we had pizza for lunch, then the cops came in and shot up the armed robber, so can you come an pick me up early?<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876629'>wcax.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876629\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876629\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876629\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Well%2C%20Johnny%2C%20how%20was%20school%20today%3F%20OK%2C%20I%20guess.%20Tommy%20farted%20in%20homeroom%2C%20and%20we%20had%20pizza%20for%20lunch%2C%20then%20the%20cops%20came%20in%20and%20shot%20up%20the%20armed%20robber%2C%20so%20can%20you%20come%20an%20pick%20me%20up%20early%3F&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876629&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876629')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876629\/Well-Johnny-how-was-school-today-OK-I-guess-Tommy-farted-in-homeroom-we-had-pizza-for-lunch-then-cops-came-in-shot-up-armed-robber-so-can-you-come-an-pick-me-up-early\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">10<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow1 id9872930\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9872930\/wallscover.com\/images\/screws-wallpaper-14.jpg%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm_conte'>(Wicked Guy)<\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/photoshop' title='Photoshop'><span class='ttag topic23'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9872930\/wallscover.com\/images\/screws-wallpaper-14.jpg%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm_conte'>Photoshop this free image.. don't screw it up<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9872930'>wallscover.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/9872930\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/9872930\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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The bastards killed Chewie<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876432'>io9.gizmodo.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876432\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876432\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876432\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Why%20did%20Disney%20chuck%20the%20Star%20Wars%20Expanded%20Universe%20into%20the%20trash%20bin%3F%20The%20bastards%20killed%20Chewie&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876432&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876432')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876432\/Why-did-Disney-chuck-Star-Wars-Expanded-Universe-into-trash-bin-The-bastards-killed-Chewie\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">252<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow1 id9876763\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876763\/cdn.cnn.com\/cnnnext\/dam\/assets\/180111171708-26-week-in-photos-0112-super-169.jpg%3Futm_source%3Dfark'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2018\/links\/cnn0.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2018\/links\/cnn0.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2018\/links\/cnn0-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(CNN)' title='CNN'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/caption' title='Caption'><span class='ttag topic22'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876763\/cdn.cnn.com\/cnnnext\/dam\/assets\/180111171708-26-week-in-photos-0112-super-169.jpg%3Futm_source%3Dfark'>Caption this photographer and his friend<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876763'>cdn.cnn.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/9876763\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/9876763\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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Of course, Rembrandt's chief weapon is surprise<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876655'>foxbusiness.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876655\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876655\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876655\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=%22Nobody%20expects%20to%20find%20a%20Rembrandt%20sitting%20under%20the%20ping-pong%20table%20in%20the%20basement.%22%20Of%20course%2C%20Rembrandt's%20chief%20weapon%20is%20surprise&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876655&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876655')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876655\/Nobody-expects-to-find-a-Rembrandt-sitting-under-ping-pong-table-in-basement-Of-course-Rembrandts-chief-weapon-is-surprise\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">43<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow1 id9876522\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876522\/www.aol.com\/article\/news\/2018\/01\/16\/top-north-korea-expert-makes-the-case-for-the-us-bombing-kim-jon'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/aol.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/aol.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/aol-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(AOL)' title='AOL'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/strange' title='Strange'><span class='ttag topic10'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876522\/www.aol.com\/article\/news\/2018\/01\/16\/top-north-korea-expert-makes-the-case-for-the-us-bombing-kim-jon'>North Korean expert suggests we bomb Kim Jong-un's toilet. 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The stupidest headline you will read all day<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876334'>pennlive.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876334\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876334\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876334\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=There%20it%20is.%20The%20stupidest%20headline%20you%20will%20read%20all%20day&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876334&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876334')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876334\/There-it-is-The-stupidest-headline-you-will-read-all-day\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">174<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow id9876260\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876260\/www.cnn.com\/2018\/01\/16\/asia\/japan-false-missile-alarm-intl\/index.html%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medi'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2018\/links\/cnn0.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2018\/links\/cnn0.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2018\/links\/cnn0-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(CNN)' title='CNN'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/strange' title='Strange'><span class='ttag topic10'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876260\/www.cnn.com\/2018\/01\/16\/asia\/japan-false-missile-alarm-intl\/index.html%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medi'>Japan does its best Hawaiian impression, issues ballistic missile alert<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876260'>cnn.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876260\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876260\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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Stab a neighbour then punch him in the face, apparently<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876095'>stuff.co.nz<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876095\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876095\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876095\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=What%20Would%20Jesus%20Do%3F%20Stab%20a%20neighbour%20then%20punch%20him%20in%20the%20face%2C%20apparently&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876095&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876095')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876095\/What-Would-Jesus-Do-Stab-a-neighbour-then-punch-him-in-face-apparently\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">23<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow id9876041\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876041\/www.mercurynews.com\/2018\/01\/15\/blaze-bernstein-stabbed-at-least-20-times-in-possible-act-of-rage\/%3F'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/mercurynews.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/mercurynews.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/mercurynews-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(Mercury News)' title='Mercury News'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/scary' title='Scary'><span class='ttag topic19'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876041\/www.mercurynews.com\/2018\/01\/15\/blaze-bernstein-stabbed-at-least-20-times-in-possible-act-of-rage\/%3F'>Woodward killed Bernstein because he was getting too close to deep throat<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876041'>mercurynews.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876041\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876041\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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And no, they're not interested in a three-way with that hot bartender, either<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9875973'>washingtonpost.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9875973\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9875973\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9875973\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=Thanks%20to%20on-board%20GPS%20and%20other%20car-based%20monitoring%20systems%2C%20your%20car%20company%20probably%20knows%20more%20about%20you%20than%20your%20spouse.%20And%20no%2C%20they're%20not%20interested%20in%20a%20three-way%20with%20that%20hot%20bartender%2C%20either&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9875973&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9875973')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9875973\/Thanks-to-on-board-GPS-other-car-based-monitoring-systems-your-car-company-probably-knows-more-about-you-than-your-spouse-And-no-theyre-not-interested-in-a-three-way-with-that-hot-bartender-either\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">33<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow id9876023\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876023\/qz.com\/1179881\/bill-and-melinda-gates-to-pay-off-nigerias-76-million-polio-japan-debt\/%3Futm_source'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2012\/links\/quartz.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2012\/links\/quartz.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2012\/links\/quartz-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(Quartz)' title='Quartz'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/spiffy' title='Spiffy'><span class='ttag topic16'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876023\/qz.com\/1179881\/bill-and-melinda-gates-to-pay-off-nigerias-76-million-polio-japan-debt\/%3Futm_source'>I am William H. Gates III, founder of Microsoft. Now that Nigeria's vaccination program has achieved zero new cases of polio in 2017, I am willing to transfer the total amount of $76,000,000 (seventy-six million) dollars to the Bank of Japan<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9876023'>qz.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876023\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876023\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876023\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share?text=I%20am%20William%20H.%20Gates%20III%2C%20founder%20of%20Microsoft.%20Now%20that%20Nigeria's%20vaccination%20program%20has%20achieved%20zero%20new%20cases%20of%20polio%20in%202017%2C%20I%20am%20willing%20to%20transfer%20the%20total%20amount%20of%20%2476%2C000%2C000%20(seventy-six%20million)%20dollars%20to%20the%20Bank%20of%20Japan&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F9876023&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed%2Cfarkmain%3AFark.com%20Main%20Page%20News%2Cfarkshow%3AFark.com%20Entertainment%20News%2Cfarkgeek%3AFark.com%20Geek%20News%2Cfarksport%3AFark.com%20Sports%20News%2Cfarkbiz%3AFark.com%20Business%20News%2Cfarkpolitics%3AFark.com%20Politics%20News\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9876023')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/9876023\/I-am-William-H-Gates-III-founder-of-Microsoft-Now-that-Nigerias-vaccination-program-has-achieved-zero-new-cases-of-polio-in-2017-I-am-willing-to-transfer-total-amount-of-$76000000-seventy-six-million-dollars-to-Bank-of-Japan\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">99<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr> <tr class=\"headlineRow1 id9875885\"> <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9875885\/www.chicagotribune.com\/news\/local\/breaking\/ct-met-chicago-women-strangled-20180103-story.html%3Futm_'><img src='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/chicagotrib.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/chicagotrib.png 1x, \/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/chicagotrib-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(Chicago Trib)' title='Chicago Trib'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n \n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/scary' title='Scary'><span class='ttag topic19'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9875885\/www.chicagotribune.com\/news\/local\/breaking\/ct-met-chicago-women-strangled-20180103-story.html%3Futm_'>Since 2001, seventy-five women have been strangled or smothered in Chicago, and the majority of their killers have gotten away with it<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\" >\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link ' target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/9875885'>chicagotribune.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9875885\", \"http:\/\/fark.com\/go\/9875885\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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class=\"wrapper\">\r\n\t\t\t<img id=\"bg-new-in\" src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/custom_media\/pages\/homepages\/aw17_week_2\/HP_Slide_1920x960_New_In_1.jpg\" data-position=\"center\" class=\"bg fullscreen-bg\" alt=\"New-in Essie lingerie\">\r\n\t\t\t<div class=\"inner black-gradient\">\r\n\t\t\t\t<h1>New In<\/h1>\r\n\t\t\t\t<p>New discoveries await<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<button class=\"cta\">Shop New In<\/button>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t<p class=\"small\">Essie<\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/a>\r\n\t\t<div class=\"scroll-down-arrow\">\r\n\t\t\t<img src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/wysiwyg\/ss17-white-arrow.png\" alt=\"An arrow indicating the direction to scroll\">\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t<!-- end slide 1 -->\r\n\r\n\t<!-- slide 2 -->\r\n\t<div class=\"slide slide-2\" data-slide-title=\"Swimwear\">\r\n\t <a href=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/int_en\/swimwear\/view-all\" class=\"wrapper\">\r\n\t\t<img src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/custom_media\/pages\/homepages\/aw17_week_2\/HP_Slide_1920x960_Swimwear_2.jpg\" class=\"bg fullscreen-bg\" data-position=\"center\" id=\"bg-swimwear\" alt=\"A group of models wearing AP Swimwear\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"inner\">\r\n\t\t <h1>Swimwear<\/h1>\r\n\t\t <p>For leisure and pleasure<\/p>\r\n\t\t <button class=\"cta\">Shop Swimwear<\/button>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<p class=\"small\">Harley, Dani & Amerie<\/p>\r\n\t <\/a>\r\n\t <div class=\"scroll-down-arrow\">\r\n\t\t<img src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/wysiwyg\/ss17-white-arrow.png\" alt=\"An arrow indicating the direction to scroll\">\r\n\t <\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t<!-- end slide 2 -->\r\n\r\n\t<!-- slide 3 -->\r\n\t<div class=\"slide slide-3\" data-slide-title=\"Bestsellers\">\r\n\t <a href=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/int_en\/bestsellers\" class=\"wrapper\">\r\n\t\t<img src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/custom_media\/pages\/homepages\/aw17_week_2\/HP_Slide_1920x960_Bestsellers_3.jpg\" class=\"bg fullscreen-bg\" data-position=\"center\" id=\"bg-bestsellers\" alt=\"Model wearing Rayna set\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"inner black-gradient\">\r\n\t\t <h1>Bestsellers<\/h1>\r\n\t\t <p>It's love at first sight<\/p>\r\n\t\t <button class=\"cta\">Shop Bestsellers<\/button>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<p class=\"small\">Rayna<\/p>\r\n\t <\/a>\r\n\t <div class=\"scroll-down-arrow\" style=\"top: auto!important; bottom: 0!important;\">\r\n\t\t<img src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/wysiwyg\/ss17-white-arrow.png\" alt=\"An arrow indicating the direction to scroll\" style=\"width: 80%!important\">\r\n\t <\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t<!-- end slide 3 -->\r\n\r\n\t<!-- slide 4 -->\r\n\t<div class=\"slide slide-4\" data-slide-title=\"Icons\">\r\n\t <a href=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/int_en\/classics\/classics-view-all\" class=\"wrapper\">\r\n\t\t<img src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/custom_media\/pages\/homepages\/aw17_week_2\/HP_Slide_1920x960_Icons_4.jpg\" class=\"bg fullscreen-bg\" data-position=\"center\" id=\"bg-classics\" alt=\"Model wearing Felinda classic lingerie\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"inner\">\r\n\t\t <h1>Icons<\/h1>\r\n\t\t <p>Adventures are better together<\/p>\r\n\t\t <button class=\"cta\">Shop Icons<\/button>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t<p class=\"small\">Felinda<\/p>\r\n\t <\/a>\r\n\t <div class=\"scroll-down-arrow\">\r\n\t\t<img src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/wysiwyg\/ss17-white-arrow.png\" alt=\"An arrow indicating the direction to scroll\">\r\n\t <\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t<!-- end slide 4 -->\r\n\r\n\t<!-- content-footer slide -->\r\n\t<!-- you can leave this one alone -->\r\n\t<div class=\"slide final-slide\" data-slide-title=\"Our Collection\">\r\n\t <div class=\"bg fullscreen-bg mobile-left-33 color-field\"><\/div>\r\n\t <div class=\"inner\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"cf footer-wrapper\">\r\n\t\t <div class=\"quarter two-line small-first header align-center\">\r\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/int_en\/lingerie\">\r\n\t\t\t <div class=\"hover-state\"> <\/div>\r\n\t\t\t <img title=\"Lingerie\" src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/wysiwyg\/480x612_lingerie.jpg\" alt=\"Lingerie\" \/>\r\n\t\t\t<\/a>\r\n\t\t\t<span class=\"inner\">\r\n\t\t\t <h4>Lingerie<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t <button class=\"button promo center\" onclick=\"window.location.href='https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/int_en\/lingerie'\">\r\n\t\t\t Shop<span class=\"mobile-hide\"> Lingerie<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t <\/button>\r\n\t\t\t<\/span>\r\n\t\t <\/div>\r\n\t\t <div class=\"quarter header align-center\">\r\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/int_en\/lingerie\/bras\"> \r\n\t\t\t <div class=\"hover-state\"> <\/div>\r\n\t\t\t <img title=\"Icons\" src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/wysiwyg\/480x612_bras.jpg\" alt=\"Bras\" \/> \r\n\t\t\t<\/a>\r\n\t\t\t<span class=\"inner\">\r\n\t\t\t <h4>Bras<!--<span class=\"mobile-hide\">Ready-to-<br>Wear<\/span><span class=\"desktop-hide\">Dresses<\/span>--><\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t <button class=\"button promo center\" onclick=\"window.location.href='https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/int_en\/lingerie\/bras'\">\r\n\t\t\t Shop<span class=\"mobile-hide\"> Bras<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t <\/button>\r\n\t\t\t<\/span>\r\n\t\t <\/div>\r\n\t\t <div class=\"quarter small-first header align-center\">\r\n\t\t \t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/int_en\/lingerie\/knickers\">\r\n\t\t \t <div class=\"hover-state\"> <\/div>\r\n\t\t \t <img title=\"Swim\" src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/wysiwyg\/480x612_knickers.jpg\" alt=\"An example from the Agent Provocateur Knickers collection\" \/>\r\n\t\t \t<\/a>\r\n\t\t \t<span class=\"inner\">\r\n\t\t \t <h4>Knickers<\/h4>\r\n\t\t \t <button class=\"button promo center\" onclick=\"window.location.href='https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/int_en\/lingerie\/knickers'\">\r\n\t\t \t Shop<span class=\"mobile-hide\"> Knickers<\/span>\r\n\t\t \t <\/button>\r\n\t\t \t<\/span>\r\n\t\t <\/div>\r\n\t\t <div class=\"quarter header align-center\">\r\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/int_en\/new-in\">\r\n\t\t\t <div class=\"hover-state\"> <\/div>\r\n\t\t\t <img title=\"Black & White\" src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/custom_media\/pages\/homepages\/aw17_week_2\/HP_Bottom_Promo_Retina_480x612.jpg\" alt=\"Black and White\" \/>\r\n\t\t\t<\/a>\r\n\t\t\t<span class=\"inner\">\r\n\t\t\t <h4>New In<\/h4>\r\n\t\t\t <button class=\"button promo center\" onclick=\"window.location.href='https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/int_en\/new-in'\">\r\n\t\t\t Shop<span class=\"mobile-hide\"> New In<\/span>\r\n\t\t\t <\/button>\r\n\t\t\t<\/span>\r\n\t\t <\/div>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t <\/div>\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n\t<!-- end content-footer slide-->\r\n <\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<div id=\"to-footer\">Sign-Up and Information <span style=\"font-size: 16px;font-family: Glyphicons Halflings\"><\/span><\/div>\r\n\r\n<!-- Javascript here -->\r\n\r\n<script>\r\n\/*\r\n * @Notes:\r\n * APHomepageModule handles all homepage functionality\r\n *\r\n * APImageTools handles image sizes and (if data-nudge is present on element) nudges images so crops are correct at differnet breakpoints.\r\n *\r\n * APLoader handles loading the modules and setting them into the correct Display Mode\r\n *\r\n * In situ, these will be initialized by the APLoader module (which is controlled by Qubit if there's testing going on)\r\n * There is a fallback timeout autoload if Qubit doesn't initialize\r\n * UPDATE: July 2017 - we are no longer testing this, so Qubit doesn't play a role in initializing the HP anymore. APLoader is now called at the bottom of this script.\r\n *\r\n * APHomepageModule\r\n * ----------------\r\n *\r\n * The homepage module contains a lot of functionality that isn't necessarily used regularly (or even often).\r\n * There is a lot of functionality for features that are no longer required or used; this functionality has been retained, though,\r\n * as given how often requirements for projects change they may once again be used again at a moment's notice.\r\n *\r\n * APhomepageModule has two display modes: \r\n *\t-Legacy Mode (a fading transition where slides are superimposed on top of each other)\/\r\n * This was the original functionality of the homepage in AW16. It is no longer used, as of mid SS2017.\r\n * \t\t-called with APHomepageModule.init();\r\n *\r\n * -Static Mode (a scrolling website, and the standard mode as of July 2017)\r\n * Added in SS17 and now the default mode.\r\n * \t\t-called with APHomepageModule.init();\r\n *\r\n * The homepage can initialize in either one of these modes. This was originally for purposes of A-B Testing,\r\n * but I've retained it here in case the decision is ever made to go back to Legacy Mode.\r\n *\r\n * There is also functionality for handling background videos on the HP. 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This doesn't do anything any more.\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.transition = 'both'; \/\/ transition type -> 'slide', 'fade', 'both';\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Boolean, whether the device is a tablet or not\r\n\t * {bool} isTablet\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.isTablet = false; \/\/ is a tablet or not\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * A string of namespaced events that can trigger and next slide event.\r\n\t * Will be passed into a jQuery 'on' method to attach listeners to page\r\n\t * namespaced to homepageModule\r\n\t * {string}\r\n\t *\/\r\n\thp.listeners = 'mousewheel.homepageModule keydown.homepageModule DOMMouseScroll.homepageModule'; \/\/a list of event listeners that trigger slide change\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Boolean flag descriving whether slides are currently in transition\r\n\t * {bool}\r\n\t *\/\r\n\thp.inTransition = false; \/\/flag marking whether slide is currently transitioning\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Handle an outgoing slide\r\n\t * Removing active slide classes, animate opacity and change position (moves the slide out of the viewport)\r\n\t * @function slideOut\r\n\t * @param {Number} animate The length in ms to animate the outgoing effect\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.slideOut = function(slide, animate) {\r\n\t var speed = animate ? 1200 : 0;\r\n\t var $oldSlide = $('#data-slide-number-'+hp.outgoingSlide);\r\n\r\n\t $oldSlide.removeClass('active').animate({'top' : '-100%', 'opacity' : 1}, speed, 'easeOutCubic');\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Handle transition of an incoming slide\r\n\t * @param {Number} slide Index of the incoming slide\r\n\t * @param {Number} dir Signed integer, with sign indicating direction to move slide in\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.slideIn = function(slide, dir){\r\nconsole.log('slide in');\r\n\t hp.inTransition = true;\r\n\t hp.outgoingSlide = hp.currentSlide;\r\n\r\n\t \/\/Cache the outgoing and incoming slides\r\n\t var $oldSlide = $('#data-slide-number-'+hp.outgoingSlide)\r\n\t var $newSlide = $('#data-slide-number-'+slide);\r\n\r\n\t \/*\r\n\t * We'll make cosmetic adjustments to slide here\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\t \/\/is it the last slide? then do last slide stuff\r\n\t if (slide === hp.slides.length-1) {\r\n\t\t$('.ap-pagination').addClass('dark');\r\n\t\t$('.scroll-down-arrow').addClass('dark');\r\n\t }\r\n\t \/\/does the slide have a dark-nav flag (i.e. has a white background)? then turn the nav dark\r\n\t else if ($newSlide.data('dark-nav')) {\r\n\t\t$('.ap-pagination, .scroll-down-arrow').addClass('dark');\r\n\t\t$('#to-footer').removeClass('highlighted');\r\n\t }\r\n\t else if ($newSlide.data('hide-scroll')){\r\n\t\t$('.scroll-down-arrow').addClass('hidden');\r\n\t }\r\n\t else {\r\n\t\t$('#to-footer').removeClass('highlighted');\r\n\t\t$('.ap-pagination, .scroll-down-arrow').removeClass('dark').removeClass('hidden');\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t \/*\r\n\t * End adjustments\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\t \/\/reset video if there is one\r\n\t if ($newSlide.data('video')) {\r\n\t\thp.queueVideo($newSlide.data('video'));\r\n console.log('playing');\r\n\t }\r\n\t else {\r\n console.log('pausing');\r\n\t \tAP_HP_Video[APCurrentPlayingVideo].pause();\r\n\t\tAPCurrentPlayingVideo = false;\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t \/*\r\n\t * Here we do the actual work of changing the slide\r\n\t * Adjusting z-indexes etc.\r\n\t * Depending on dir\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\t \/\/slide moving FORWARD\r\n\t if (dir >= 1) {\r\n\t\t $oldSlide.css('z-index', '11!important');\r\n\t\t $newSlide.css('z-index', '12!important').css('opacity', 0).css('top', 0).animate({'opacity' : 1}, 1200, 'easeOutCubic', function(){\r\n\t\t\t$newSlide.addClass('active');\r\n\t\t\thp.slideOut(hp.currentSlide, false);\r\n\t\t });\r\n\t }\r\n\t \r\n\t \/\/slide moving BACKWARDS\r\n\t else if (dir <= 1) {\r\n\t\t $oldSlide.css('z-index', 10).css('opacity', 1);\r\n\t\t $newSlide.css('top', 0).css('z-index', 9).css('opacity', 1);\r\n\t\t $oldSlide.animate({'opacity' : 0}, 1200, 'easeOutCubic', function(){\r\n\t\t\t$oldSlide.removeClass('active').css('top', '-100%');\r\n\t\t });\r\n\t\t setTimeout(function(){\r\n\t\t\t$newSlide.addClass('active');\r\n\r\n\t\t }, 1200);\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t \/*\r\n\t * We rebind the event listeners here after a 1.5 second delay.\r\n\t * THey were unbound in the calling function, so users couldn't scroll wildly through the slides before it was done transitioning\r\n\t *\r\n\t * TO DO: Move this section out of the slideIn method to somewhere it makes more sense\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\t setTimeout(hp.bindScrollListeners, 1500);\r\n\t if (hp.isTablet) {\r\n\t\tsetTimeout(hp.bindTabletListeners, 1000);\r\n\t\thp.inTransition = false;\r\n\t }\r\n\t hp.currentSlide = slide;\r\n\t hp.setPaginationButtonActive(slide);\r\n\t hp.inTransition = false;\r\n\t \r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Restart a background video from the start\r\n\t * Typically called when a new slide with background video is transitioned in\r\n\t * @param {Number} vidID the index of the incoming video on the global AP_HP_Video array\r\n\t * This is typically added as a data-attribute on the slide\r\n\t * TO DO: Move AP_HP_Video out of global and maybe into this module\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.queueVideo = function(vidID){\r\n\t APCurrentPlayingVideo = true;\r\n\t try {\r\n\t\tAP_HP_Video[vidID].pause().then(\r\n\t\t function(){AP_HP_Video[vidID].setCurrentTime(AP_HP_Video[vidID].startTime).then(function(){\r\n\t\t\t AP_HP_Video[vidID].play();\r\n\t\t });\r\n\t\t});\r\n\t }\r\n\t catch(e) {\r\n\t\tconsole.warn('Video service could not be reached' + e);\r\n\t }\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Helper function for determing whether mouse is over a slide\r\n\t * Typically called when one of the slide transition event listeners fires\r\n\t * to see whether a user is scrolling the mouse wheel over top of one of the slides, or whether they are over, say, the footer\r\n\t * @returns {bool} whether mouse is hovering over a slide\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.isOverSlide = function(){\r\n\t return hp.$container.filter(':hover').length > 0;\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Bind the slide transition listeners - the list of events that will trigger a slide transition\r\n\t * This method also does the work of handling 'loop cases', where the user is at the end of the slide queue and goes forward or is at the beginning and moves backwards i.e. loops around the queue.\r\n\t * TO DO: this function is named bindScrollListeners for historical reasons, but doesn't really describe what it does anymore. RENAME PLS.\r\n\t * TO DO: the 'loop cases' validation doesn't really belong here\r\n\t * @function bindScrollListeners\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.bindScrollListeners = function(){\r\n\r\n\t \/\/bind scroll, swipe, and keydown events\r\n\t $(window).on(hp.listeners, function(e){\r\n\t\t\r\n\t\t\/\/ Pass the event to hp.slideDirection to determine what direction to move the slide in\r\n\t\t\/\/ In the case of keyboard events, this will validate whether it's a slide transition triggering keydown (i.e. an arrow key)\r\n\t\t\/\/ Otherwise, will calculate direction based on browser, scrollwheel direction etc.\r\n\t\t\/\/ See slideDirection documentation for more details.\r\n\t\t\/\/ Returns false otherwise\r\n\t\tvar dir = hp.slideDirection(e);\r\n\r\n\t\t\/\/will hold the index for the next slide, based on dir and whether we're looping around\r\n\t\tvar nextSlide;\r\n\r\n\t\t\/\/ Valid direction and the mouse is over a slide, so we trigger the slide transition\r\n\r\n\t\tif (dir && hp.isOverSlide()) {\r\n\r\n\t\t \/\/unbind listeners while transition is happening so users can't start multiple transitions\r\n\t\t \/\/These will be rebound by hp.slideIn() when the transition is finished\r\n\t\t $(window).off(hp.listeners);\r\n\r\n\t\t if (dir+hp.currentSlide >= hp.slides.length) {\r\n\t\t\t\/\/ we're on the last slide goign forward, so loop it around to the start\r\n\t\t\tnextSlide = 0;\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t else if (dir+hp.currentSlide < 0) {\r\n\t\t \t\/\/we're on the first slide and going backwards to the end\r\n\t\t\tnextSlide = hp.slides.length-1;\r\n\t\t\t$('#to-footer').show();\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t else {\r\n\t\t \t\/\/we're somewhere in the middle\r\n\t\t\tnextSlide = hp.currentSlide+dir;\r\n\t\t\t$('#to-footer').show();\r\n\t\t }\r\n\r\n\t\t \/\/and call hp.slideIn to actually do the work of transitioning the new slide in\r\n\t\t hp.slideIn(nextSlide, dir);\r\n\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\t\/\/ return false;\r\n\r\n\t });\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Helper function for determining direction to transition slide in, based on specifics of event\r\n\t * Also handles the various weird ways different browsers handle wheelEvents and determing direction of scroll\r\n\t * @function slideDirection\r\n\t * @param {Object} e The triggering event object\r\n\t * @returns {Number|bool} Returns a signed integer with sign indicating direction if it is a valid slide transitioning event, otherwise returns false\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.slideDirection = function(e){\r\n\t \/\/Firefox wheelDelta events are inverse of everyone else's and are contained in the detail parameter\r\n\t \/\/add wheelEvent support for firefox and convert event data to universal format\r\n\t let wheelDelta = e.originalEvent.wheelDelta || -e.originalEvent.detail;\r\n\r\n\t \/\/the event was a mouseWheel event, so return direction based on that\r\n\t if (wheelDelta) {\r\n\t\tif (wheelDelta === 0) {\r\n\t\t return 0;\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\telse if (wheelDelta > 0) {\r\n\t\t \/\/scroll up\r\n\t\t return -1;\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\telse if (wheelDelta < 0) {\r\n\t\t \/\/scroll down \r\n\t\t return 1;\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t \/\/the event was a keydown event, so determine whether is up or down arrow or else a non-slide transitioning keypress\r\n\t else if (e.keyCode) {\r\n\t\tif (e.keyCode === 38) {\r\n\t\t return -1;\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\telse if (e.keyCode === 40) {\r\n\t\t return 1;\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t \/\/was not a slide transitioning event so return false\r\n\t return false;\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Initialization sub-routine for processing slides in the markup.\r\n\t * Iterates over each slide with a class of 'slide', push a jQuery object containing that slide to this module's internal slides array\r\n\t * Adds a specific class to each slide based on index in that array so slides can easily be manipulated later\r\n\t * @function initializeSlides\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.initializeSlides = function(){\r\n\r\n\t \/\/reset slides array\r\n\t hp.slides = [];\r\n\r\n\t \/\/ensure hp.$container is a valid jQuery object\r\n\t hp.$container instanceof $ ? hp.$container : hp.$container = $(hp.$container);\r\n\r\n\t \/\/enumerate slides\r\n\t var slideNum = 0;\r\n\t hp.$container.find('.slide').each(function(){\r\n\t\thp.slides.push($(this));\r\n\t\thp.slides[slideNum].title = $(this).data('slide-title');\r\n\t\t$(this).attr('id', 'data-slide-number-'+slideNum).data('slide-number', slideNum);\r\n\t\tslideNum++;\r\n\t });\r\n\r\n\t \/\/set current slide based on active class\r\n\t if (hp.$container.find('.active').length) {\r\n\t\thp.currentSlide = $('.container .active').data('slide-number');\r\n\t\thp.$container.find('.active').css('z-index', 11);\r\n\t }\r\n\t else {\r\n\t\thp.currentSlide = 0;\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t \/\/move all inactive slides out of the way\r\n\t $('.slide').not('#data-slide-number-'+hp.currentSlide).css('top', '-100%');\r\n\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Builds the markup for the pagination pips on the page, gives them titles, and calls an event binding helper function to give them working functionality\r\n\t * @function buildPagination\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.buildPagination = function(){\r\n\t var $pagination = $('<ul class=\"ap-pagination\"><\/ul>');\r\n\t for (var i=0; i<hp.slides.length; i++) {\r\n\t\tvar button = $(\"<a href=''><\/a>\");\r\n\t\tbutton.attr('href', '#data-slide-number-'+i);\r\n\t\tbutton.append(\"<span class='pagination-title'>\"+hp.slides[i].title+\"<\/span>\");\r\n\t\t$(\"<li><\/li>\").append(button).appendTo($pagination);\r\n\t }\r\n\t hp.$container.append($pagination);\r\n\t if (displayMode === 'static') {\r\n\t\t$pagination.css('position', 'fixed');\r\n\t\thp.bindStaticPaginationButtons();\r\n\t }\r\n\t else {\r\n\t\thp.bindPaginationButtons();\r\n\t }\r\n\t hp.setPaginationButtonActive(hp.currentSlide);\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Legacy Mode: Bind event listeners to pagination pips and call appropriate slideIn\/slideOut functions on click\r\n\t * Note: This is only for binding pagination buttons in Legacy Mode. For Static mode, use bindStaticPaginationButtons() instead.\r\n\t * TO DO: combine these two functions\r\n\t * @function bindPaginationButtons\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.bindPaginationButtons = function(){\r\n\t $('.ap-pagination a').on('click', function(e){\r\n\t\te.preventDefault();\r\n\t\tvar slide = $(this).attr('href');\r\n\t\tslide = slide.replace('#data-slide-number-','');\r\n\t\tif (!((slide) == hp.currentSlide)) {\r\n\r\n\t\t \/\/remove click listeners and set pointer-events to none so users can't click a new pagination item (or link) before transition is finished\r\n\t\t $('.ap-pagination a').off('click').css('pointer-events', 'none');\r\n\t\t $(window).off(hp.listeners);\r\n\t\t if (hp.isTablet) {\r\n\t\t\t$(window).off('swipeup swipedown');\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t hp.slideIn(Number(slide), 1);\r\n\t\t setTimeout(function(){\r\n\t\t\t$('.ap-pagination a').css('pointer-events', 'auto');\r\n\t\t\thp.bindPaginationButtons();\r\n\t\t }, 1000);\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\telse {\r\n\t\t return false;\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t });\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Static Mode: bind event listeners to pagination pips, and scroll to appropriate slide on click\r\n\t * @function bindStaticPaginationButtons()\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.bindStaticPaginationButtons = function(){\r\n\t $('.ap-pagination a').on('click', function(e){\r\n\t\te.preventDefault();\r\n\t\t$('.ap-pagination .active').removeClass('active');\r\n\t\t$(this).addClass('active');\r\n\t\tvar $slide = $($(this).attr('href'));\r\n\t\tvar distanceToScroll = $slide.offset().top - $('#header').height();\r\n\t\t$('html, body').stop().animate({'scrollTop' : distanceToScroll}, 500);\r\n\t });\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Helper function for adding\/removing active classes on incoming\/outgoing slides when user clicks pagination button\r\n\t * @function setPaginationButtonActive\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.setPaginationButtonActive = function(slide){\r\n\t $('.ap-pagination a').each(function(){\r\n\t\tif ($(this).attr('href') === ('#data-slide-number-'+slide)) {\r\n\t\t $(this).addClass('active');\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\telse {$(this).removeClass('active')};\r\n\t });\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Bind click listener to the 'Scroll Down' button, and transition to appropriate slide\r\n\t * @function bindScrollButton\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.bindScrollButton = function(){\r\n\t $('.scroll-down-arrow').on('click', function(){\r\n\t\t$(window).off(hp.listeners);\r\n\t\tif (1+hp.currentSlide >= hp.slides.length) {\r\n\t\t \/\/last slide\r\n\t\t nextSlide = 0;\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\telse if (1+hp.currentSlide < 0) {\r\n\t\t nextSlide = hp.slides.length-1;\r\n\t\t $('#to-footer').show();\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\telse {\r\n\t\t nextSlide = hp.currentSlide+1;\r\n\t\t $('#to-footer').show();\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\thp.slideIn(nextSlide, 1);\r\n\t });\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Add special Tablet-Only event listeners (i.e. swipe functions) and handle slide transition\r\n\t * Uses custom swipeup and swipedown events, defined by addSwipeSupport()\r\n\t * TO DO: tbh this could probably be rolled into the slideDirection method\r\n\t * @function bindTabletListeners\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.bindTabletListeners = function(){\r\n\t $(window).on('swipeup', function(){\r\n\t\t$(window).off('swipedown swipeup');\r\n\t\tif (1+hp.currentSlide >= hp.slides.length) {\r\n\t\t \/\/last slide\r\n\t\t nextSlide = 0;\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\telse if (1+hp.currentSlide < 0) {\r\n\t\t nextSlide = hp.slides.length-1;\r\n\t\t $('#to-footer').show();\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\telse {\r\n\t\t nextSlide = hp.currentSlide+1;\r\n\t\t $('#to-footer').show();\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\thp.slideIn(nextSlide, 1);\r\n\t });\r\n\t $(window).on('swipedown', function(){\r\n\t\t$(window).off('swipedown swipeup');\r\n\t\tif (hp.currentSlide - 1 < 0) {\r\n\t\t \/\/last slide\r\n\t\t nextSlide = hp.slides.length-1;\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\telse {\r\n\t\t nextSlide = hp.currentSlide-1;\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\thp.slideIn(nextSlide, -1);\r\n\t });\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Helper function for creating custom swipeup and swipedown events for tablet\r\n\t * @function addSwipeSupport\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.addSwipeSupport = function(){\r\n\t \/\/ add swipedown and swipeup events\r\n\t var supportTouch = $.support.touch,\r\n\t\t\tscrollEvent = \"touchmove scroll\",\r\n\t\t\ttouchStartEvent = supportTouch ? \"touchstart\" : \"mousedown\",\r\n\t\t\ttouchStopEvent = supportTouch ? \"touchend\" : \"mouseup\",\r\n\t\t\ttouchMoveEvent = supportTouch ? \"touchmove\" : \"mousemove\";\r\n\t\t$.event.special.swipeupdown = {\r\n\t\t setup: function() {\r\n\t\t\tvar thisObject = this;\r\n\t\t\tvar $this = $(thisObject);\r\n\t\t\t$this.bind(touchStartEvent, function(event) {\r\n\t\t\t var data = event.originalEvent.touches ?\r\n\t\t\t\t event.originalEvent.touches[ 0 ] :\r\n\t\t\t\t event,\r\n\t\t\t\t start = {\r\n\t\t\t\t\ttime: (new Date).getTime(),\r\n\t\t\t\t\tcoords: [ data.pageX, data.pageY ],\r\n\t\t\t\t\torigin: $(event.target)\r\n\t\t\t\t },\r\n\t\t\t\t stop;\r\n\r\n\t\t\t function moveHandler(event) {\r\n\t\t\t\tif (!start) {\r\n\t\t\t\t return;\r\n\t\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\t\tvar data = event.originalEvent.touches ?\r\n\t\t\t\t\tevent.originalEvent.touches[ 0 ] :\r\n\t\t\t\t\tevent;\r\n\t\t\t\tstop = {\r\n\t\t\t\t time: (new Date).getTime(),\r\n\t\t\t\t coords: [ data.pageX, data.pageY ]\r\n\t\t\t\t};\r\n\r\n\t\t\t\t\/\/ prevent scrolling\r\n\t\t\t\tif (Math.abs(start.coords[1] - stop.coords[1]) > 10) {\r\n\t\t\t\t event.preventDefault();\r\n\t\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\t }\r\n\t\t\t $this\r\n\t\t\t\t .bind(touchMoveEvent, moveHandler)\r\n\t\t\t\t .one(touchStopEvent, function(event) {\r\n\t\t\t\t$this.unbind(touchMoveEvent, moveHandler);\r\n\t\t\t\tif (start && stop) {\r\n\t\t\t\t if (stop.time - start.time < 1000 &&\r\n\t\t\t\t\t Math.abs(start.coords[1] - stop.coords[1]) > 30 &&\r\n\t\t\t\t\t Math.abs(start.coords[0] - stop.coords[0]) < 75) {\r\n\t\t\t\t\tstart.origin\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t.trigger(\"swipeupdown\")\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t.trigger(start.coords[1] > stop.coords[1] ? \"swipeup\" : \"swipedown\");\r\n\t\t\t\t }\r\n\t\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\t\tstart = stop = undefined;\r\n\t\t\t });\r\n\t\t\t});\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t};\r\n\t\t$.each({\r\n\t\t swipedown: \"swipeupdown\",\r\n\t\t swipeup: \"swipeupdown\"\r\n\t\t}, function(event, sourceEvent){\r\n\t\t $.event.special[event] = {\r\n\t\t\tsetup: function(){\r\n\t\t\t $(this).bind(sourceEvent, $.noop);\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t };\r\n\t\t});\r\n\t \/\/add swipe down and swip up events\r\n\t hp.listeners += ' swipeup swipedown';\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Special intialization function for tablets only\r\n\t * Creates custom tablet swipe events and binds them.\r\n\t * Disables inertial scrolling on iOS devices, which interfered with slide transitions\r\n\t * Remove videos as these won't play inline\r\n\t * @function initTablet\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.initTablet = function($container, order){ \/\/special tablet tools\r\n\t \r\n\t hp.isTablet=true;\r\n\t \/\/prevent inertial scrolling on iOS devices\r\n\t $(window).on('touchmove', function(event){\r\n\t\tevent.preventDefault();\r\n\t });\r\n\r\n\t $('.HP_Video').remove();\r\n\t $('.video-wrapper').remove();\r\n\r\n\t hp.addSwipeSupport();\r\n\t hp.bindTabletListeners();\r\n\t hp.init($container, order);\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Re-orders the slides. Takes an array of slide indexes, searches for slides w that ID, and then arranges them in the order of the array\r\n\t * Note: this is used for A\/B Testing in Qubit\r\n\t * @param {Array.Number} order An array of slide indexes, organized into the order the slides should be ordered in\r\n\t * @function orderSlides\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.orderSlides = function(order){\r\n\t $('.slide.active').removeClass('active');\r\n\t for (var i = 0; i<order.length; i++) {\r\n\t\tvar $slide = $('.slide-'+order[i]);\r\n\t\tif (i===0) {$slide.addClass('active');}\r\n\t\t$slide.detach().appendTo('.slide-wrapper');\r\n\t }\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Destroys the initialized homepage (Legacy Mode), unbinds listeners, and removes generated markup, reverting it to its pre-init state\r\n\t * @function destroy\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.destroy = function(){\r\n\t console.log('destroying');\r\n\t if (initialized) {\r\n\t\t$('slide').attr('id', '');\r\n\t\t$('.slide img').css({\r\n\t\t 'height' : '',\r\n\t\t 'left' : '',\r\n\t\t 'bottom' : ''\r\n\t\t});\r\n\r\n\r\n\t\t$('.scroll-down-arrow').off();\r\n\t\t$(window).off(hp.listeners + ' scroll.staticHP');\r\n\t\t$('.ap-pagination').remove();\r\n\t\thp.slides = [];\r\n\t\thp.currentSlide = 0;\r\n\t\thp.outgoingSlide = 0;\r\n\t\tinitialized = false;\r\n\t }\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * UNFINISHED handle resize. An attempt to move this functionality out of the APImages module.\r\n\t *\/\r\n\thp.doResize = function($container, order){\r\n\t \/\/build and destroy the carousel here\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Dynamically removes slides from the homepage.\r\n\t * Note: Used for A\/B testing in Qubit.\r\n\t * @param {Array] slides An array of slide indexes, indicating slides to me removed at these positions\r\n\t * @function removeSlides\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.removeSlides = function(slides) { \/\/take an array to represent slide position\r\n\t \/\/dynamically remove a slide from the carousel\r\n\t for (var i=0; i<slides.length; i++) {\r\n\t\t$('#data-slide-number-'+slides[i]).remove();\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t $('.ap-pagination').remove();\r\n\t hp.initializeSlides();\r\n\t hp.buildPagination();\r\n\t hp.currentSlide = null;\r\n\t}\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Dynamically inserts slides into the homepage.\r\n\t * Note: Used for A\/B testing in Qubit.\r\n\t * @param {Array.Object} slides An array of objects of format {position: index, slide : jQuery(\/\/jquery object containing slide)}, indicating slides to me removed at these positions\r\n\t * @function insertSlides\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.insertSlides = function(slides) { \/\/takes an array entries containing a jQuery object and an integer pointing to position [{slide : $slide, position : int(position)}]\r\n\t \/\/iterate over slides\r\n\r\n\t for (var i=0; i<slides.length; i++) {\r\n\t\t\/\/insert slide\r\n\t\tvar $slide = slides[i].slide.clone();\r\n\t\t$($('.slide')[slides[i].position]).before($slide);\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t \/\/ \/\/rebuild slide array\r\n\t hp.initializeSlides();\r\n\r\n\t \/\/ \/\/rebuild navigation\r\n\t $('.ap-pagination').remove();\r\n\t hp.buildPagination();\r\n\r\n\t $('.slide').imagesLoaded().always(function(){\r\n\t\tconsole.log('images are loaded');\r\n\t\t$(window).trigger('resize');\r\n\t });\r\n\r\n\t if (hp.getDisplayMode() === 'static') {\r\n\t\t$('.slide').css('position', 'relative');\r\n\t\treturn false;\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t \/\/ \/\/reset to first slide\r\n\t hp.currentSlide = null;\r\n\t $('slide.active').removeClass('active');\r\n\t $(window).off(hp.listeners);\r\n\t hp.slideIn(0,1);\r\n\t}\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Initialization sub function used to build and configure the core markup and event listeners for Static Mode\r\n\t * @function buildStatic\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.buildStatic = function(){\r\n\t $('body').addClass('cms-static');\r\n\t $('.cms-start').css('overflow', 'auto');\r\n\t \r\n\t $('.slide').css('position', 'relative');\r\n\t $('.cms-start').css({\r\n\t\theight: 'auto',\r\n\t\toverflow : 'auto'\r\n\t });\r\n\t $('#to-footer').remove();\r\n\r\n\t \/\/unbind scroll listeners\r\n\t $(window).off(hp.listeners);\r\n\t if (hp.isTablet) {\r\n\t\t$(window).off('swipedown swipeup touchmove');\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t \/\/fade in titles on scroll\r\n\t $(window).on('scroll.staticHP', function(){\r\n\t\tvar topOfWindow = $(window).scrollTop();\r\n\t\t$('.slide').each(function(){\r\n\t\t $this = $(this);\r\n\t\t if (Math.abs($this.offset().top - topOfWindow) <= 300) {\r\n\t\t\t$this.addClass('active');\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t else {$this.removeClass('active')}\r\n\t\t});\r\n\t });\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Returns an object containing the width and height of the viewport\r\n\t * @typedef {Object} viewportSize\r\n\t * @property {Number} width The viewport width\r\n\t * @property {Number} height The viewport height\r\n\t * @return viewportSize\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.getViewportSize = function(){\r\n\t var e = window, a = 'inner';\r\n\t if (!('innerWidth' in window )) {\r\n\t\t a = 'client';\r\n\t\t e = document.documentElement || document.body;\r\n\t }\r\n\t return { width : e[ a+'Width' ] , height : e[ a+'Height' ] };\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Returns a string containing device type based on screen width\r\n\t * @returns {String}\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.whatDeviceIsIt = function(){\r\n\t var w = hp.getViewportSize().width;\r\n\t if (w <= 767) {\r\n\t\treturn 'mobile';\r\n\t }\r\n\t else if (w <= 989) {\r\n\t\treturn 'tabletPortrait';\r\n\t }\r\n\t else if (w <= 1229) {\r\n\t\treturn 'tabletLandscape';\r\n\t }\r\n\t else {\r\n\t\treturn 'desktop';\r\n\t }\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Main initialization function for Static Mode\r\n\t * TO DO: integrate with initStatic()\r\n\t * @param $container A jQuery object or CSS-style selector indicating the element to initialize in\r\n\t * @param order An optional array containing a new order for the slides\r\n\t * @param {bool} A flag for whether to initialize in Static Mode\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.init = function($container, order, static){\r\n\t initialized = true;\r\n\t if (static) {\r\n\t\thp.buildStatic();\r\n\t\treturn false;\r\n\t }\r\n\t \/\/initialize the function\r\n\t displayMode = 'carousel';\r\n\t hp.$container = $container;\r\n\t if (order) {\r\n\t\thp.orderSlides(order);\r\n\t }\r\n\t hp.bindScrollButton();\r\n\t hp.initializeSlides();\r\n\t hp.buildPagination();\r\n\t hp.bindScrollListeners();\r\n\t hp.doResize($container, order);\r\n\t window.onbeforeunload = function(){\r\n\t\twindow.scrollTo(0,0);\r\n\t }\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Initialize carousels for double slides in mobile\/tablet mode using Slick slider\r\n\t * @function initializeStaticCarousel\r\n\t *\/\r\n\thp.initializeStaticCarousel = function(){\r\n\t $('.double-tiles').find('img.bg').css({left : '', width : '100%!important'});\r\n\t $(window).off('resize.imageTools');\r\n\t $('.double-tiles').slick({\r\n\t\tprevArrow : '<img src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/wysiwyg\/ss17-white-arrow.png\" class=\"slick-arrow slick-prev\" style=\"transform: rotate(90deg)\"\/>',\r\n\t\tnextArrow : '<img src=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/media\/wysiwyg\/ss17-white-arrow.png\" class=\"slick-arrow slick-next\" style=\"transform: rotate(-90deg)\"\/>',\r\n\t\tslide : 'a'\r\n\t });\r\n\t slickInitialized = true;\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Destroy double-slide carousels\r\n\t * @function destroyStaticCarousel\r\n\t *\/\r\n\thp.destroyStaticCarousel = function(){\r\n\t $('.double-tiles').slick(\"unslick\");\r\n\t slickInitialized = false;\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/\/UGH THERE IS ANOTHER PUBLIC PARAMETER CALLED hp.inTransition \r\n\t\/\/TO DO: FIX THIS\r\n\tvar inTransition = false;\r\n\tvar inUndoTransition = false;\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Public Dev logging function for transition status\r\n\t *\/\r\n\thp.transitionStatus = function(){\r\n\t console.log('inTransition:' + inTransition + ' inUndoTransition: '+inUndoTransition);\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * NOTE: DEPRECATED replaced by slideIn\r\n\t *\/ \r\n\thp.doTransition = function(){\r\n\t\t$(window).on(hp.listeners, function(e){\r\n\t\t console.log(e.keycode);\r\n\t\t if (e.keycode && (e.keycode !== 38 || e.keycode !== 40)) {\r\n\t\t\treturn true;\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t if (!inTransition && !inUndoTransition) {\r\n\t\t\te.preventDefault();\r\n\t\t\tif (hp.slideDirection(e) === 1) {\r\n\t\t\t inTransition = true;\r\n\t\t\t console.log('should be moving');\r\n\t\t\t var h = $('.slide-2').offset().top - $('#header').height();\r\n\t\t\t $('body').animate({scrollTop : h}, 1000, function(){\r\n\t\t\t\t$(window).off(hp.listeners);\r\n\t\t\t\tinTransition = false;\r\n\t\t\t\thp.undoTransition();\r\n\t\t\t });\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t});\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * NOTE: DEPRECATED replaced by slideIn\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.undoTransition = function(){\r\n\t var h = $('.slide-1').height() + $('.slide-1').offset().top;\r\n\t $(window).on('scroll.undoTransition', function(){\r\n\t\tif (!inUndoTransition && !inTransition) {\r\n\t\t var h = $('.slide-1').height() + $('.slide-1').offset().top - 100;\r\n\t\t if($(window).scrollTop() <= h){\r\n\t\t\tinUndoTransition = true;\r\n\t\t\t$(window).off('scroll.undoTransition');\r\n\t\t\t$('body').animate({scrollTop : 0}, 1000, function(){\r\n\t\t\t inUndoTransition = false;\r\n\t\t\t hp.doTransition();\r\n\t\t\t});\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t });\r\n\r\n\t \/\/bind listeners\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Bind click listener to Next button in Static Mode\r\n\t * @function bindStaticNextButton\r\n\t *\/\r\n\thp.bindStaticNextButton = function(){\r\n\t $('.scroll-down-arrow').each(function(){\r\n\r\n\t\t$(this).on('click', function(e){\r\n\r\n\t\te.preventDefault();\r\n\r\n\t\t var $next = $(this).closest('.slide').next('.slide');\r\n\r\n\t\t console.log($next);\r\n\t\t var h = $next.offset().top - $('#header').height();\r\n\t\t $('body').stop();\r\n\t\t if (!inTransition && !inUndoTransition) {\r\n\t\t \tconsole.log('animating');\r\n\t\t\tinTransition = true;\r\n\t\t\t$('body, html').animate({scrollTop : h}, 1000, function(){\r\n\t\t\t\tconsole.log('finished');\r\n\t\t\t inTransition = false;\r\n\t\t\t});\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t});\r\n\t });\r\n\t}\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Helper function for programatically setting staggered z-indexes and positions for 'background slides' i.e. slides with class 'slide-fixed'\r\n\t * Ensures that slides that come later are underneath earlier slides\r\n\t * @function doFixedSlides\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.doFixedSlides = function(){\r\n\t var maxSlideZIndex = 9;\r\n\t var slideIndex = 0;\r\n\t $('.slide-fixed').each(function(){\r\n\t\tvar $this = $(this);\r\n\t\tvar zindex = maxSlideZIndex - slideIndex;\r\n\t\t$this.css({'z-index' : zindex});\r\n\t\tslideIndex++;\r\n\t\t$(window).on('scroll.fixedSlides', function(){\r\n\t\t var h = $this.offset().top;\r\n\t\t var headerHeight = $('#header').height();\r\n\t\t headerHeight = 90;\r\n\t\t if (Number(h - $(window).scrollTop() - headerHeight) <= 0) {\r\n\t\t\t$this.removeClass('slide-fixed');\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t else {\r\n\t\t\t$this.addClass('slide-fixed');\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t});\r\n\t });\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Main initialization function for Static Mode\r\n\t * @function initStatic\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.initStatic = function($container, order){\r\n\t initialized = true;\r\n\t hp.setDisplayMode('static');\r\n\t hp.setDeviceType(hp.whatDeviceIsIt());\r\n\r\n\r\n\t if (deviceType === 'tabletLandscape' || deviceType === 'tabletPortrait') {\r\n\t\thp.addSwipeSupport();\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t if (deviceType === 'mobile' || deviceType === 'tabletPortrait') {\r\n\t\thp.initializeStaticCarousel();\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t $(window).on('resize', function(){\r\n\t\thp.resizeStatic();\r\n\t });\r\n\r\n\t $('body').addClass('static-mode');\r\n\t hp.$container = $container;\r\n\t hp.initializeSlides();\r\n\t hp.buildPagination();\r\n\t hp.buildStatic();\r\n\t hp.doFixedSlides();\r\n\t \r\n\t if (deviceType !== 'mobile') {\r\n\t\t\/\/ hp.doTransition();\r\n\t\thp.bindStaticNextButton();\r\n\t }\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * INCOMPLETE but in theory used to destroy the static version of the HP\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.destroyStaticHomepage = function(){\r\n\t hp.setDisplayMode('');\r\n\t hp.setDeviceType('');\r\n\r\n\t \/\/TO DO: Remove Swipe support\r\n\r\n\t if ($('.slick-initialized').length) {\r\n\t\thp.destroyStaticCarousel();\r\n\t }\r\n\r\n\t \/\/TO DO: un-resize images\r\n\r\n\t \/\/TO DO: un-z-index images\r\n\r\n\t $('body').removeClass('static-mode').removeClass('cms-static').css({overflow : '', height : ''});\r\n\r\n\t $('.ap-pagination').remove();\r\n\t $('.scroll-down-arrow').off('click');\r\n\r\n\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Handles window resize events for Static Mode\r\n\t * Checks if window width threshold has crossed into a different device mode and handles carousel creation\/destruction accordingly\r\n\t * Fires APImageTools.doScreenResize() to size images appropriately\r\n\t * @function resizeStatic\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\thp.resizeStatic = function(){\r\n\t \/\/do all your resizing business here, once resize has finished\r\n\t clearTimeout(window.resizedFinished);\r\n\t\twindow.resizedFinished = setTimeout(function(){\r\n\t\t\tvar incomingDeviceType = hp.whatDeviceIsIt();\r\n\t\t\tif (incomingDeviceType === deviceType) {\r\n\t\t\t return false;\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\tif ((deviceType === 'mobile' || deviceType === 'tabletPortrait') && slickInitialized) {\r\n\t\t\t hp.destroyStaticCarousel();\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\tif (incomingDeviceType === 'mobile' || incomingDeviceType === 'tabletPortrait') {\r\n\t\t\t hp.initializeStaticCarousel();\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\tif (incomingDeviceType === 'mobile') {\r\n\t\t\t $(window).off('resize.imageTools');\r\n\t\t\t $('img.bg').css({height : '', width : '', left : ''});\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\tif (incomingDeviceType === 'tabletPortrait') {\r\n\t\t\t APImageTools.doScreenResize();\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\tif (incomingDeviceType === 'tabletLandscape' || incomingDeviceType === 'desktop') {\r\n\t\t\t window.APImageTools.bindTools();\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\thp.setDeviceType(incomingDeviceType);\r\n\t\t}, 250);\r\n\r\n\t};\r\n\treturn hp;\r\n })(APHomepageModule || {});\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \/**\r\n * @module APImageTools\r\n * A helper library for sizing images for fullscreen\r\n *\/\r\n\r\n window.APImageTools = (function(AP){\r\n \t\/**\r\n \t * @namespace AP\r\n \t *\/\r\n\r\n \t\/**\r\n \t * TO DO: this is duplicated in APHomepageModule, let's keep this DRY\r\n \t * Returns an object containing the width and height of the viewport\r\n \t * @typedef {Object} viewportSize\r\n \t * @property {Number} width The viewport width\r\n \t * @property {Number} height The viewport height\r\n \t * @return viewportSize\r\n \t *\/\r\n\r\n\tAP.getViewportSize = function(){\r\n\t var e = window, a = 'inner';\r\n\t if (!('innerWidth' in window )) {\r\n\t\t a = 'client';\r\n\t\t e = document.documentElement || document.body;\r\n\t }\r\n\t return { width : e[ a+'Width' ] , height : e[ a+'Height' ] };\r\n\t};\r\n\tvar windowW = false;\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Handle screen resize events\r\n\t * Resize images - background and half background images\r\n\t * Nudge image position if necessary (i.e. is a data-nudge attribute on element)\r\n\t * @function doScreenResize\r\n\t *\/\r\n\tAP.doScreenResize = function(){\r\n\t var h = $(window).height() - 30;\r\n\t var w = AP.getViewportSize().width;\r\n\t if (w < 768) {\r\n\t\t$('.fullscreen-bg').css('height', 'auto');\r\n\t\t$('.halfscreen-bg').css('height', 'auto');\r\n\t\treturn false;\r\n\t }\r\n\t $('.fullscreen-bg').each(function(){\r\n\t\tvar $this = $(this);\r\n\t\t$this.css({height : '', width : '', maxWidth: ''});\r\n\t\tif ($this.height() < h || $this.width() < w) { \r\n\t\t $this.css({height : h, width : 'auto', maxWidth: 'none'});\r\n\t\t if ($this.width() < w) {\r\n\t\t\tvar newW = $this.width(), newH = h;\r\n\t\t\twhile (newW < w) {\r\n\t\t\t newH++;\r\n\t\t\t newW++;\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\t$(this).css({height: newH});\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\tif ($this.data('position')) {\r\n\t\t AP.adjustImagePosition($this, $this.data('position'));\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t });\r\n\t $('.halfscreen-bg').each(function(){\r\n\t\tw = w\/2;\r\n\t\t$(this).css({height : '', width : '', maxWidth: ''});\r\n\t\tvar $this = $(this);\r\n\t\tif ($this.height() < h || $this.width() < w) { \r\n\t\t $this.css({height : h, width : 'auto', maxWidth: 'none'});\r\n\t\t if ($this.width() < w) {\r\n\t\t\tvar newW = $this.width(), newH = h;\r\n\t\t\twhile (newW < w) {\r\n\t\t\t newH++;\r\n\t\t\t newW++;\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t\t$(this).css({height: newH});\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t\tif ($this.data('position')) {\r\n\t\t AP.adjustImagePosition($this, $this.data('position'));\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t });\r\n\t if (window.APCurrentPlayingVideo) {\r\n\t\tAP.resizeVideo();\r\n\t }\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Bind doScreenResize on window resize event\r\n\t * @function bindTools\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\tAP.bindTools = function(){\r\n\t \/\/bind to screen resize\r\n\t $(window).on('resize.imageTools', function(){\r\n\t\tAP.doScreenResize();\r\n\t });\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Resize fullscreen video containers to prevent black bars on embedded video\r\n\t * @function resizeVideo\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\tAP.resizeVideo = function(){\r\n\t $vid = $('#AP_HP_Video');\r\n\t var vidW = $vid.width();\r\n\t var windowH = $('.hp-container').height();\r\n\t $vid.height(vidW \/ 1.78);\r\n\t var vidH = $vid.height();\r\n\t if (vidH > windowH) {\r\n\t\tvar diff = windowH - vidH;\r\n\t\t$vid.css({'position' : 'relative', 'top' : diff\/2+'px'});\r\n\t }\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Adjust an image's position by aligning it to one of three default positions ('left', 'center', 'right')\r\n\t * Can also nudge the image slightly away from its default position, according to a data-nudge property on the image object\r\n\t * @function adjustImagePosition\r\n\t * @param {Object} $elem a jQuery object containing the image to nudge\r\n\t * @param {String} position A string indicating the default alignment for the image, left, right, or center\r\n\t *\/\r\n\r\n\tAP.adjustImagePosition = function($elem, position){ \/\/move image on smaller screens\r\n\t var factor = $elem.data('nudge') ? $elem.data('nudge') : 1;\r\n\t var imageSize = $elem.data('image-size') ? Number($elem.data('image-size')) : 1;\r\n\t var ID = $elem.attr('id');\r\n\t if (position === 'right') {\r\n\t\tvar windowW = $(window).width()*imageSize;\r\n\t\tvar imageW = $elem.width();\r\n\t\tvar diff = imageW - windowW;\r\n\t\tif (diff > 0) {\r\n\t\t if (imageSize !== 1) {\r\n\t\t\t$elem.css({position: 'relative', left : '-'+(Math.abs(diff*(1\/imageSize\/2)))*factor+'px'});\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t else {\r\n\t\t\t$elem.css({position: 'relative', left : '-'+diff*factor+'px'});\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t }\r\n\t else if (position === 'center') {\r\n\t\tvar windowW = $(window).width()*imageSize;\r\n\t\tvar imageW = $elem.width();\r\n\t\tvar diff = imageW - windowW;\r\n\t\tif (diff !== 0) {\r\n\t\t if (imageSize !== 1) {\r\n\t\t\t$elem.css({position: 'relative', left : '-'+(Math.abs(diff\/(2\/imageSize)))*factor+'px'});\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t else {\r\n\t\t\t$elem.css({position: 'relative', left : '-'+(diff\/2)*factor+'px'});\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t }\r\n\t else if (position === 'left') {\r\n\t\tif (factor === 1) {return;}\r\n\t\tvar windowW = $(window).width()\/imageSize;\r\n\t\tvar imageW = $elem.width();\r\n\t\tvar diff = imageW - windowW;\r\n\t\tif (diff > 0) {\r\n\t\t if (imageSize !== 1) {\r\n\t\t\t$elem.css({position: 'relative', left : '-'+(Math.abs(diff\/(2\/imageSize)))*factor+'px'});\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t else {\r\n\t\t\t$elem.css({position: 'relative', left : '-'+diff*factor+'px'});\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t}\r\n\t }\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\t\/**\r\n\t * Initializes the resize function. Doesn't call resizeVideo currently because tehre are no videos.\r\n\t * @function init();\r\n\t *\/\r\n\t\r\n\tAP.init = function(){\r\n\t \/\/init function\r\n\t \/\/ AP.resizeVideo();\r\n\t AP.bindTools();\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\treturn AP;\r\n })(APImageTools || {});\r\n\r\n\r\n \/**\r\n @module APHomepageLoader\r\n Handles the loading screen and loading the appropriate display mode of APHomepageModule\r\n *\/\r\n window.APHomepageLoader = (function(APHomepageLoader){\r\n\r\n \t\/**\r\n \t * Waits for images to load, then calls APImageTools init function and hides the loading screen\r\n \t * @function doLoader\r\n \t *\/\r\n\r\n\tAPHomepageLoader.doLoader = function(mode){\r\n\r\n\t if (!APHomepageModule.getInitializationStatus()) {\r\n\r\n\t\t$('.slide').imagesLoaded().always(function(){\r\n\t\t \/\/size images once they've loaded\r\n\t\t if (window.APHomepageModule.whatDeviceIsIt() !== 'mobile') {\r\n\t\t\twindow.APImageTools.doScreenResize();\r\n\t\t\twindow.APImageTools.init();\r\n\t\t }\r\n\r\n\t\t setTimeout(function(){\r\n\t\t\t$('#AP-loader').animate({opacity : 0}, 1000, function(){\r\n\t\t\t $(this).remove();\r\n\t\t\t});\r\n\t\t\t$('.slide').fadeIn();\r\n\t\t }, 500);\r\n\r\n\t\t \/\/INITIALIZE THE APPROPRIATE HP MODULE HERE\r\n\t\t \/\/ TO do: set a parameter that determines this\r\n\t\t if (mode === 'scroll') {\r\n\t\t\tAPHomepageModule.initStatic('.ap-slide');\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t else {\r\n\t\t\tif(!jQuery.browser.mobile && window.location.href.indexOf('mobile-test') < 0) { \/\/if it's not a mobile device\r\n\t\t\t var w = Number(jQuery(window).width()); \/\/screen width\r\n\r\n\t\t\t if (w >= 768 && w <= 1229 ) { \/\/it's a tablet\r\n\t\t\t\tAPHomepageModule.initTablet('.ap-slide', false, false);\r\n\t\t\t }\r\n\t\t\t else if (w >= 1230) { \/\/it's a desktop\r\n\t\t\t\tAPHomepageModule.init('.ap-slide', false, false);\r\n\t\t\t }\r\n\t\t\t}\r\n\t\t }\r\n\t\t});\r\n\t }\r\n\t};\r\n\r\n\r\n\treturn APHomepageLoader;\r\n })(window.APHomepageLoader || {});\r\n\r\n})(jQuery);\r\n\r\n \/* Originally, this section acted as a fallback in case Qubit never fired the APHomepageLoader function\r\n \t i.e. it would fire that function if APHomepageModule wasn't initialized after the amount of time set in var timeout.\r\n\r\n \t Since we are not currently testing the homepage, this section asynchronously fires APHomepageLoader.doLoader() regardless\r\n\r\n *\/\r\n\r\n jQuery(document).ready(function(){\r\n\r\n\tif (window.location.href.indexOf('?mode=scroll') >= 0) {\r\n\t APHomepageLoader.doLoader('scroll');\r\n\t return false;\r\n\t}\r\n\telse if (window.location.href.indexOf('?mode=legacy') >= 0) {\r\n\t APHomepageLoader.doLoader('legacy');\r\n\t return false;\r\n\t}\r\n\r\n\t\/\/don't wait for Qubit if on Staging\r\n\tvar timeout = window.location.href.indexOf('staging') >= 0 ? 1 : 1; \/\/currently disabled\r\n\r\n\twindow.setTimeout(function(){\r\n\t if (!APHomepageModule.getInitializationStatus()){\r\n\t\tconsole.log('not qubit initialized');\r\n\t\tAPHomepageLoader.doLoader('scroll');\r\n\t }\r\n\t}, timeout);\r\n });\r\n\r\n\r\n\/**\r\n * This is a random script binding the 'To Footer' button in Legacy mode.\r\n * TO DO: This can probably safely be removed\r\n *\/\r\n \r\n \/\/ Open bottom Footer Function\r\n(function($){\r\n $('html, body').scrollTop(0);\r\n $('#to-footer').click(function(){\r\n\tif ($(this).hasClass('open')){\r\n\t $(this).removeClass('open');\r\n\t $('html, body').animate({'scrollTop' : 0}, 800);\r\n\t}\r\n\telse {\r\n\t $('html, body').animate({'scrollTop' : $(document).height()}, 800);\r\n\t $(this).addClass('open');\r\n\t}\r\n\t$(document).one('ready', function(){\r\n\t $('html, body').scrollTop(0);\r\n\t});\r\n });\r\n})(jQuery);\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/script>\r\n\r\n<!-- End JS -->\r\n\r\n\r\n<style>\r\n @media only screen and (max-width: 767px) {\r\n \t#bg-new-in {\r\n \t\tleft: -50%;\r\n \t}\r\n\t#bg-swimwear {\r\n\t left: -50%;\r\n\t}\r\n\t#bg-bestsellers {\r\n\t\tleft: -50%;\r\n\t}\r\n\t#bg-classics{\r\n\t left: -50%;\r\n\t}\r\n }\r\n<\/style><\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <footer id=\"footer\" class=\"container\">\n <div class=\"row\">\n <div class=\"col-md-12 footer-newsletter\">\n \n<h5 class=\"heading\">\n Sign up to AP News<\/h5>\n<div class=\"content\">\n <form action=\"https:\/\/www.agentprovocateur.com\/int_en\/newsletter\/subscriber\/new\/\" method=\"post\" id=\"newsletter-validate-detail\">\n <input type=\"hidden\" name=\"newsletter-type\" id=\"newsletter-type\" value=\"footer\" \/>\n <input type=\"email\" name=\"email\" id=\"newsletter\" class=\"input-text required-entry validate-newsletter-email\" placeholder=\"Enter your email\" \/>\n <input type=\"hidden\" name=\"gender\" id=\"gender\"\/>\n <input class=\"button\" type=\"button\" name=\"subscribe-female\" value=\"I am Female\" data-gender=\"0\"\/>\n <input class=\"button\" type=\"button\" name=\"subscribe-male\" value=\"I am Male\" data-gender=\"1\"\/>\n <\/form>\n<\/div>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\n<\/script> <\/div>\n <div class=\"col-md-12 footer-links\">\n <div id=\"silverpop-signup\">\r\n\t<form id=\"sp-form\" method=\"post\" action=\"https:\/\/www.pages02.net\/agentprovocateur\/DataCapture_Global_Footer\/Generic\" pageId=\"6611270\" siteId=\"268779\" parentPageId=\"6611268\" >\r\n\t\t<h1 id=\"sp-title\">Sign Up for our Email Newsletter*<\/h1>\r\n\t\t<input class=\"sp-email sp-toggle email textInput defaultText\" type=\"text\" name=\"Email\" id=\"sp_EMAIL\" label=\"Email\" placeholder=\"Enter your email...\">\r\n\t\t<p class=\"sp-toggle\" id=\"sp-buying\">Shopping for?<\/p>\r\n\t\t<input class=\"sp-input\" type=\"radio\" name=\"Gifting\" id=\"control_COLUMN143_0\" label=\"Gifting\" value=\"Generic\" CHECKED>\r\n\t\t<label class=\"sp-label\" for=\"control_COLUMN143_0\">Myself<\/label>\r\n\t\t<input class=\"sp-input\" type=\"radio\" name=\"Gifting\" id=\"control_COLUMN143_1\" label=\"Gifting\" value=\"Gift\" >\r\n\t\t<label class=\"sp-label\" for=\"control_COLUMN143_1\">Someone else<\/label>\r\n\t\t<input id=\"sp-submit\" type=\"submit\" class=\"defaultText buttonStyle cta sp-submit-1 sp-toggle\" value=\"Myself\">\r\n\t\t<input type=\"button\" class=\"sp-submit-2 sp-toggle\" value=\"Someone Else\" onclick=\"submitGifting();\">\r\n\t\t<div id=\"sp-errorMessage\" class=\"formErrorMessages\" style=\"display: none;\">You must enter a valid email address<\/div>\r\n\t\t<input type=\"text\" name=\"Website\" id=\"control_COLUMN118\" label=\"Website\" class=\"textInput defaultText\" style=\"display: none;\">\r\n\t\t<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"Generic_Footer_CRM\" id=\"control_COLUMN158\" value=\"mm\/dd\/yyyy\">\r\n\t\t<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"formSourceName\" value=\"StandardForm\">\r\n\t\t<!-- DO NOT REMOVE HIDDEN FIELD sp_exp -->\r\n\t\t<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"sp_exp\" value=\"yes\">\r\n <\/form>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"global-footer category-page cf\">\r\n\t<!-- store locator 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