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Oops<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\">\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10533007 ' data-farkdomain='dailymail.co.uk' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10533007'>dailymail.co.uk<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10533007\", \"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10533007\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10533007\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Oh%2C%20that%20policy%20about%20not%20sleeping%20with%20students%20still%20applies%20during%20the%20summer%20break%3F%20Oops&url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F10533007&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10533007')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/10533007\/Oh-that-policy-about-not-sleeping-with-students-still-applies-during-summer-break-Oops\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">57<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr><tr class=\"headlineRow id10532939\" data-headline-count=\"9\">\n\n <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532939 ' data-farkdomain='military.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532939\/www.military.com\/daily-news\/2019\/08\/22\/army-hopes-microsoft-app-will-help-reduce-heavy-soldier-loads'><img src='https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2012\/links\/militarycom.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2012\/links\/militarycom.png 1x, https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2012\/links\/militarycom-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(Military.com)' title='Military.com'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/amusing' title='Amusing'><span class='ttag topic01'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532939 ' data-farkdomain='military.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532939\/www.military.com\/daily-news\/2019\/08\/22\/army-hopes-microsoft-app-will-help-reduce-heavy-soldier-loads'>:( Your lieutenant has run into a problem that it couldn't handle, and now it needs to restart<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\">\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532939 ' data-farkdomain='military.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532939'>military.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532939\", \"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532939\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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On the bright side, she was not shot by the sheriff, so maybe she can get an inverted version of that Bob Marley song going<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\">\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532741 ' data-farkdomain='mynews13.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532741'>mynews13.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532741\", \"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532741\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532741\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Florida%20deputy%20shot%20unarmed%20woman%20and%20lied%20about%20it%2C%20Federal%20prosecutors%20say.%20On%20the%20bright%20side%2C%20she%20was%20not%20shot%20by%20the%20sheriff%2C%20so%20maybe%20she%20can%20get%20an%20inverted%20version%20of%20that%20Bob%20Marley%20song%20going&url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F10532741&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532741')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/10532741\/Florida-deputy-shot-unarmed-woman-lied-about-it-Federal-prosecutors-say-On-bright-side-she-was-not-shot-by-sheriff-so-maybe-she-can-get-an-inverted-version-of-that-Bob-Marley-song-going\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">16<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr><tr class=\"headlineRow id10532491\" data-headline-count=\"11\">\n\n <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532491 ' data-farkdomain='msn.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532491\/www.msn.com\/en-us\/lifestyle\/lifestyle-buzz\/the-skittles-manicure-is-taking-over-instagram\/ar-AAG8nAZ'><img src='https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2014\/links\/msn.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2014\/links\/msn.png 1x, https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2014\/links\/msn-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(MSN)' title='MSN'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/silly' title='Silly'><span class='ttag topic09'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532491 ' data-farkdomain='msn.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532491\/www.msn.com\/en-us\/lifestyle\/lifestyle-buzz\/the-skittles-manicure-is-taking-over-instagram\/ar-AAG8nAZ'>Wait, there is a such thing as a Skittles manicure?<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\">\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532491 ' data-farkdomain='msn.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532491'>msn.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532491\", \"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532491\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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This either means fines and regulations don't work, or that "over $1 billion in fines" isn't actually that big a number<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\">\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532720 ' data-farkdomain='npr.org' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532720'>npr.org<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532720\", \"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532720\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532720\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Federal%20audit%20finds%20that%20over%20%241%20billion%20in%20fines%20have%20not%20produced%20any%20positive%20changes%20in%20coal%20mine%20safety%20or%20owner%20behavior.%20This%20either%20means%20fines%20and%20regulations%20don%27t%20work%2C%20or%20that%20%22over%20%241%20billion%20in%20fines%22%20isn%27t%20actually%20that%20big%20a%20number&url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F10532720&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532720')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/10532720\/Federal-audit-finds-that-over-$1-billion-in-fines-have-not-produced-any-positive-changes-in-coal-mine-safety-owner-behavior-This-either-means-fines-regulations-dont-work-that-over-$1-billion-in-fines-isnt-actually-that-big-a-number\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">27<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr><tr class=\"headlineRow id10532961\" data-headline-count=\"13\">\n\n <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532961 ' data-farkdomain='liveleak.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532961\/www.liveleak.com\/view%3Ft%3Dacyrm_1566307778%26utm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm_conten'><img src='https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/liveleak.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/liveleak.png 1x, https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/liveleak-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(LiveLeak)' title='LiveLeak'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/amusing' title='Amusing'><span class='ttag topic01'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532961 ' data-farkdomain='liveleak.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532961\/www.liveleak.com\/view%3Ft%3Dacyrm_1566307778%26utm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm_conten'>We would not want to imply ownership (NSFW)<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\">\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532961 ' data-farkdomain='liveleak.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532961'>liveleak.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532961\", \"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532961\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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Exactly<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\">\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532726 ' data-farkdomain='cnn.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532726'>cnn.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532726\", \"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532726\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532726\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=%22Microplastics%20in%20drinking%20water%20%27don%27t%20appear%20to%20pose%20health%20risk%2C%27%20WHO%20says%3F%22%20Exactly&url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F10532726&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532726')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/10532726\/Microplastics-in-drinking-water-dont-appear-to-pose-health-risk-WHO-says-Exactly\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">31<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr><tr class=\"headlineRow id10532455\" data-headline-count=\"18\">\n\n <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532455 ' data-farkdomain='onfocus.news' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532455\/www.onfocus.news\/sheriff-fleeing-vehicle-causes-gas-leak\/%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR29C8i0JK8voLi3K3PAcxMFfQe5o'>(Some Guy)<\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/fail' title='Fail'><span class='ttag topic42'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532455 ' data-farkdomain='onfocus.news' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532455\/www.onfocus.news\/sheriff-fleeing-vehicle-causes-gas-leak\/%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR29C8i0JK8voLi3K3PAcxMFfQe5o'>Wisconsin man wants you to know that not all drunk drivers are goofy idiots that fall down during sobriety tests: sometimes, they lead police on a high speed chase and then crash into a building, causing a gas leak. Not the farty kind, either<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\">\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532455 ' data-farkdomain='onfocus.news' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532455'>onfocus.news<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532455\", \"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532455\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); trackSocial(\"facebook\",\"share\",\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532455\"); return false;'>\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" src=\"https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareFacebook.gif\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"Share on Facebook\" title=\"Share on Facebook\"> <\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Wisconsin%20man%20wants%20you%20to%20know%20that%20not%20all%20drunk%20drivers%20are%20goofy%20idiots%20that%20fall%20down%20during%20sobriety%20tests%3A%20sometimes%2C%20they%20lead%20police%20on%20a%20high%20speed%20chase%20and%20then%20crash%20into%20a%20building%2C%20causing%20a%20gas%20leak.%20Not%20the%20farty%20kind%2C%20either&url=https%3A%2F%2Ffark.com%2Fgo%2F10532455&related=fark%3AThe%20Official%20Fark%20Twitter%20Feed\" onClick=\"trackSocial('twitter','tweet','https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532455')\">\n <img class=\"bookmarkIcon\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2009\/site\/shareTwitter.png\" alt=\"Share on Twitter\" title=\"Share on Twitter\"><\/a> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineComments\"> <div class=\"icon_comment_container\">\n <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fark.com\/comments\/10532455\/Wisconsin-man-wants-you-to-know-that-not-all-drunk-drivers-are-goofy-idiots-that-fall-down-during-sobriety-tests-sometimes-they-lead-police-on-a-high-speed-chase-then-crash-into-a-building-causing-a-gas-leak-Not-farty-kind-either\" target=\"_top\" class=\"icon_comment\"> <span class=\"icon_comment_count\">12<\/span> <\/a> <\/div> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td> <\/tr><tr class=\"headlineRow id10532654\" data-headline-count=\"19\">\n\n <td class=\"headlineSourceImage\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532654 ' data-farkdomain='14news.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532654\/www.14news.com\/2019\/08\/22\/nearly-arrested-mass-shooting-threats-weeks-after-el-paso-dayton\/%3Futm_so'><img src='https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/14newsevansville.png' width='77' height='27' srcset='https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/14newsevansville.png 1x, https:\/\/img.fark.net\/images\/2013\/links\/14newsevansville-2x.png 2x' class='retina' alt='(14 News Evansville)' title='14 News Evansville'><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineTopic\">\n <a target='_top' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/topic\/spiffy' title='Spiffy'><span class='ttag topic16'> <\/span><\/a> <div class=\"hlSpacer\"> <\/div> <\/td>\n\n <td class=\"headlineText\"> <span class=\"headline\"> <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532654 ' data-farkdomain='14news.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532654\/www.14news.com\/2019\/08\/22\/nearly-arrested-mass-shooting-threats-weeks-after-el-paso-dayton\/%3Futm_so'>The 2019 overzealous staffer roundup is currently in process<\/a> <\/span>\n <div class=\"hlSpacer URLHover\">\n source: <a rel='nofollow' class='outbound_link id10532654 ' data-farkdomain='14news.com' target='_blank' href='https:\/\/www.fark.com\/goto\/10532654'>14news.com<\/a>   |   share: <a href=\"#\" onClick='postToFeed(\"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532654\", \"https:\/\/fark.com\/go\/10532654\", \"www.fark.com\", \"\"); 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Perfect. 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I have mental problems." 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He's expected to dock at the ISS on Saturday with medical supplies and food rations for the crew. 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Maybe 50. No. Walt. 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